At my signal, unleash hell

So we're getting another dog--a pug from the local rescue organization. His name is Maximus and he is the fattest pug I've ever seen, which is saying something because pugs are prone to obesity. But he's sweet and lovable and otherwise healthy. He's coming over for a visit this afternoon and if all goes well we'll get to keep him. You can see him here if you scroll about halfway down the page.